He said, she said, she said, she said, …

Advice to Al Franken: Time wounds all heels; just get a grip (on yourself this time).

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9/11 and the religion of peace

Islam is only ‘the religion of peace’ if you are one of the mindless slugs who believe in it.

EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT ISLAM I LEARNED ON 9/11

“In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Compassionate,” a terrorist declares on the Flight 93 cockpit recording. That’s followed by the sounds of the terrorists assaulting a passenger.

“Please don’t hurt me,” he pleads. “Oh God.”

As the passengers rush the cabin, a Muslim terrorist proclaims, “In the name of Allah.”

Really

‘Morning’ Joe Scarborough recently announced he’s leaving the Republican Party. I was shocked, SHOCKED to hear left-wing Joe is actually a Republican. Wouldn’t have been so surprised if he announced he is leaving MSNBC. The network’s ratings have been in the crapper for a while – due, at least in part, to Joe’s participation.

Maybe a good sign for the Party, though. May signal the last of the left wing liberals have finally flown the coupe. If you’re still packing your bag, Joe, be sure to turn out the lights when you leave.