Rumor has it…

The Internet is abuzz.

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is the only person known to have had extensive plastic surgery to make himself look uglier. Sick to death of being admired for his beauty and not his economic brains, Tim “Baywatch” Geithner (as he used to be known) paid over $259,000 to have his face surgically re-constructed to resemble that of the sniggering cartoon character Beavis (from Beavis and Butthead). This lends a poignant twist to his nomination last year as one of People magazine’s top 50 beautiful people. Originally, this was ascribed to the fact that Geithner’s brother is a vice president at People. In fact, however, it was a tribute by those who remembered just how crazily handsome Geithner used to be. Geithner, however, has no regrets. “The way women used me—it was disgusting. I was nothing more than a piece of meat to them.”


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