Native wisdom

Barack Obama went camping in the desert with a Native American. After they set their tent up, both men fell asleep.

A few hours later, the Indian woke Obama and said, “Look at the sky. What do you see?”

Obama replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” asked the Indian.

Obama pondered for a minute, then said, “Astronomically, it tells me there are, uh, millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately three in the morning. Theologically, we are small and insignificant. Uh, meteorologically, it looks like we’ll have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you?”

“It tells me that someone stole the tent, you moron.”

(Shamelessly stolen from Patriot Post Humor)


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