Whatever happened to Joe Biden?

Wondering why Joe Biden has disappeared from the news the past few weeks? My web search revealed the reason:

Nude Biden Wakes Up On Cold Slab In D.C. Morgue

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The vice president says it was not his first time “waking up in the meat locker.”

WASHINGTON—Disoriented and “freezing his goddamn nuts off,” a naked Vice President Joe Biden reportedly awoke Thursday morning on an autopsy table in the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner, White House sources confirmed.

“Huh?” said Biden, shooting bolt upright in the darkened morgue among a row of unidentified male corpses. “What the hell? What’s going on? Ah, Christ. You gotta be fucking kidding me.”

“Not again,” the vice president added.

via Nude Biden Wakes Up On Cold Slab In D.C. Morgue | The Onion – Americas Finest News Source.

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