Too good to be true

A Muslim entered a cab in London and curtly ordered the cabbie to turn off the radio because, he explained, “In the time of the Prophet there was no such Western music as you infidels listen to.”

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

The Muslim asked him, “What are you doing?”

The cabbie answered, “In the time of the Prophet there  were no taxis; so piss off and wait for a camel.”

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