10 Reasons to vote Democrat

In the in-box this A.M.

Vote Democrat if:

  1. You love the fact that you can now marry whomever or whatever you want, and you’ve decided to marry your German Shepherd;
  2. You believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t;
  3. You believe the government will do a better job of spending the money you earn than you would;
  4. You believe that freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it;
  5. You’re way too irresponsible to own a gun, and you know that your local police are all you need to protect you from thieves, murderers and rapists. You are also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion;
  6. You are not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy;
  7. You think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
  8. You believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit;
  9. You believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters;
  10. You vote Democrat because you think it’s better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don’t care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

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